Episode #3 ~ Clowns and Convicts

The third installment of our story found our Ragtag Misfits once again on the run and finding  lucrative opportunities lacking. Far from the fame of Los Angeles or fortune of Las Vegas, they settled for Boise as their new home, much to Olya’s dismay.
Boise? Really?
Leaving the bumbling Detective Dunbridge behind could at least be counted as a minor victory.  Despite the challenges of their new locale, the carnies went about their business in the hopes of being able to put on a profitable show. What’s more, Winchester hoped to finally have found a friend worth of his proper stature in the carnival’s newest performer, Fortissimo. Formal tea was planned and refined conversation and manners would doubtlessly be observed. That is of course until Olya appeared abruptly ruining the festivities. Somethings never change.The serene calm of “business as usual” would not last however. Mr. Zippo, Zeppo’s father, arrived with Detective Dunbridge in tow. Zeppo expressed concern and outrage at seeing his father. Why had his father broken out of prison? Why had his father brought a police officer to their front door? Which came first, his father or the ligher?

Zippo ignored all the questions and instead tried to convince Zeppo that Dunbridge was a good man, a fellow carnie. Upon hearing this, Dunbridge uneasily fled the scene to resume his investigation.While Zippo’s appearance was unexpected, stranger still was the news that he brought to the Carnival. Mr. Delgado was alive and plotting his revenge! Given the circumstances in recent months the Ragtag Misfits weren’t buying Mr. Zippo’s story. In an effort to win Zeppo’s trust Mr. Zippo convinced his son  to perform with him. While this certainly stirred a variety of emotions in Mr. Zeppo, he remained unconvinced. For her part, Bella didn’t want  the police attention that follows a fugitive and instructed Zeppo to get rid of his father. Zippo, however, had other plans and refused to budge until the troupe believed his story.

Zippo…Zeppo….we’re getting dizzy too, don’t worry…maybe this will help…

The younger clown then turned on his father, expressing disgust at what led him to be sent away to prison in the first place: Grand Theft Auto. The older clown maintained his innocence, insisting that he had been framed by Delgado himself. Like a deranged super hero, Detective Dunbridge burst onto the scene and accused the younger clown of killing Delgado to avenge his old man’s unjustified incarceration. Well, he didn’t actually say it that way. Those words are too big for the dimwitted Dunbridge.

Zeppo replied that he had an alibi for the time that Delgado went missing, but refused to give the details. With Bella’s urging, Zeppo reluctantly revealed that he had been at a miming workshop. Dunbridge had a good laugh.

You were miming? That is your alibi? Of course! That’s a perfect defense.
You couldn’t have killed Delgado because you were stuck in an invisible box? How
could I have missed such an obvious hole in my accusation? Miming! Who even does that
anymore?

At that moment, the ever seen never heard Mirage a Trois walked up behind Dunbridge and gave him a good kick in the shin. Good for her, we say. She then handed Dunbridge the following note:

Miming is an art form that was first seen in Ancient Greece. Again, popularized by Marcel Marceau, DO NOT insult Mr. Marceau. I was with Mr. Zeppo at a miming workshop in Venice, California that night. There is simply no way he could have committed this crime.  Hugs and Kisses, Mirage A Trois.

Having been thwarted, again, Dunbridge left the tent to find the means to conduct more aggressive interrogations.The evening’s festivities seemed to be winding down, or so our heroes thought. Without warning or reason Fortissimo abruptly entered the tent leveling a pistol at Winchester Hamilton III. Just as Fortissimo was going to pull the trigger Detective Dunbridge entered the room carrying a bed of nails. Seeing the Detective, Fortissimo fled into the night with Dunbridge giving chase. Bella and William Draven took advantage of both enemies being occupied and put their bed of nails to good use, with a little help from Vincent Wolf. As hot as that sounds, it’s probably not what you’re thinking.

With the dawning realization that they are now running from two aggressive entities, our Ragtag Misfits fled once more into the wild blue yonder, leaving Boise and potatoes behind. Dunbridge returned to find nails, discarded clothing and bits of broken cement scattered across the stage where his suspects had been. He was starting to get ideas about the measures he may need to take to break the carnies when a chill came over him. Haunted, he ordered the audience to leave the venue.

Now, with even more questions, we plunge into Episode #4…

Episode #2 ~ Zombie Love

After helping Winchester Hamilton III narrowly escape a murder charge in Hollywood, the Ragtag Misfits were looking for greener pastures. With bags in hand these lovable carnies pulled up stakes and moved on to fabulous Las Vegas. They were confident that, at the very least, they had left Detective Dunbridge and their legal problems behind them.Unfortunately, Dunbridge emerged from the crowd yet again to interrupt their Sin City performance. This time the detective made allegations that the carnival’s accountant, Frank Z. Ombie, killed Mr. Delgado over a health care dispute. It seemed that under Delgado’s management, Frank had been denied access to the medical care needed to treat his ….“condition”. Luckily, with the carnival under new management Mr. Ombie was able to find the help he needed through none other than Dino Staats, health care practitioner of tomorrow! Dino’s specially designed cure granted Frank a nearly instant recovery.Despite Detective Dunbridge closing in, Frank was seemingly oblivious for his drool was aimed in a different direction. From the moment he laid eyes on Jenn the Zombie he was smitten and would not be swayed from his pursuit. He sought council from his friend Mr. Zeppo and from Bella Luna herself. Their advice culminated in Frank using his new found “recovery” to recite Shakespeare’s Hamlet to try to win Jenn’s affections.

Regrettably, Detective Dunbridge would not be deterred from his quarry. He was getting close to the bust of a lifetime and we aren’t talking about Bella Luna’s.  With everyone gathered on stage he presented his case for the crew and the audience, only to find that Frank was performing with his band in Salt Lake City when Mr. Delgado disappeared. Detective Dunbridge did not believe Frank’s story and continued his persecution. Luckily, Jenn the Zombie, who had been doing some drooling of her own, had been there for Frank’s show. To give further evidence of his innocence Frank performed his hit single “Brains, give me”. Our beloved zombie now had his freedom and his lady love. Nyaawwwww….

Nearly beside himself Detective Dunbridge threatened to begin the search of each performer’s trailer. Having had enough of the Detective, Dino elected to do away with the search warrant Dunbridge brought with him in a sudden puff of smoke. The Detective, attempted to arrest Dino but instead found himself hypnotized and left behind in a haze.

Upon waking from his trance, Dunbridge met Mr. Zeppo’s father, Mr. Zippo. Having just escaped from prison he was looking for his son for reasons unknown. Under the guise of being a fellow carnie Detective Dunbridge is now traveling with Mr. Zippo to once again try to locate our ragtag misfits… and to take us into Episode #3….

Episode #1 ~ Grand Hollywood Debut

Our story begins in Tijuana, Mexico with a blood smeared trailer, a missing man, a crazed cop and a troupe on the run.

Javier Delgado, the ringmaster of The Red Light Revue, is missing and presumed dead by the authorities. Given Mr. Delgado’s horrid treatment of his employees, it’s natural they would all be suspect. So, the Ragtag Misfits have fled North across the border into the City of Angels. Sadly, Olya, the troupe’s gypsy fortune teller, has lost her goat along the way. No, that’s not a euphamism.

Now, Bella Luna has taken over the reigns and pulled the troupe together in order to ensure the carnival’s survival and continue with performances.

Their first show under Ms. Luna’s direction was soon disrupted by Detective Dunbridge, a cop hell-bent on making an arrest. His first targeted suspect was the Carnival’s loyal butler, Winchester Hamilton III. After grilling the troupe members for information about Winchester to no avail, Dunbridge finally revealed his motives for naming Winchester as the prime suspect. Turns out the prim, English butler is really Luca Fucencia of Hoboken New Jersey.

Yeah, I’m from Hoboken and my old man used to run things in the neighborhood. But he never wanted that for me and cracked me good if I didn’t crack the books. He sent me away for college to England. Said it would “broaden my shoulders” but all I wanted to do was run the family business. He sent me to Oxford but I would always come home to the neighborhood to see family and friends. I was livin’ it up until I come home early for Christmas and found what the Scarpaci family did to my old man. I did the only thing a kid from Hoboken with “Broad Shoulders” could do….I turned rat. I aint proud of it. But, I flipped for the government and sent Old Man Scarpaci to the can for life. I got my revenge but I was finished in Hoboken. The Feds stuck me in this sideshow and forgot about me.

According to Detective Dunbridge, Delgado had discovered that Winchester was placed in the carnival as a part of the Witness Protection Program and was threatening to sell him out to the Scarpaci family. Despite strong motivations to have committed a crime against Delgado, Winchester was actually in Las Vegas for the National Association of Butlering Competition at the time Delgado went missing. Much to Bella’s dismay, Winchester had expensed the entire trip to the carnival. Frank Z. Ombie, the accountant for the troupe, offered receipts as evidence to Dunbridge through Mr. Zeppo’s translations of “accountant speak”.

Dunbridge was unprepared for a solid aliby. Afterall, the butler always does it. His frustration evident, he swore to find the troupe guilty and left to get a warrant to search the entire carnival. Upon his return, he realized the troupe had fled. In the rush, Frank left behind his packet of receipts which Dunbridge quickly claimed with a determined smirk.

Winchester is exonerated, but the investigation has just begun and the questions are endless.

Who really killed Javier Delgado? Why does Detective Dunbridge hate carnies so much? What’s the deal with the violin guy? Where will the troupe end up next?

Episode #2 promises to provide the answer to at least one of those questions….as well as a jelly bean or two.

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